Is it possible to simultaneously feel as if your heart has been ripped out and you’re being played?
By a lover – yes, I suppose.
By a baby? Definitely.
The baby is question is baby number four. This is not our first rodeo, people. We’ve fed, bathed, and put babies to sleep countless times. But this one? This number four of four has broken the good sleeper trend.
There are a number of circumstances that fuel this insomniac insanity. She sleeps in our room; as in, crib in corner of our room because we’ve yet to blow the roof out over our garage so we can reconfigure sleeping arrangements. Then, she sleeps in our room; as in, she wakes and can sense our presence and won’t let us lay until she’s with us. Again, she sleeps in our room; as in, she cries in the middle of the night and my husband and I – who are not as young and energetic as we were with baby number one – grab her and bring her into bed so we can collapse back into sleep as soon as possible because neither one of us has the will to walk her or soothe her to sleep in her own crib.
And, apparently, the kid just doesn’t like sleep.
Well, she does when she is glommed onto my or my husband’s physical self.
Yes, we created the monster. Well, sort of. She’s a tactile kid. She could not be soothed as an infant unless she was close – tightly swaddled, firmly held, bounced. She couldn’t put herself to sleep in the vast wide-open of her crib. I got that early on. But that paired with my exhaustion-thin resolve did not help me help her.
Bringing her to bed was fine when she quieted right down and settled into the crook of one of our bodies. But recently, she’s begun thrashing, rolling, sleeping horizontally. Ask my husband about skull-on-skull contact around 4 AM the other day. We all obviously need our own bed.
Which led me to attempting to sleep train an almost two-year-old last night.
Which is awesome when they’re that much more stubborn. And set in their ways. And can scream your name.
I remember the heartbreak when my first wailed from her crib as an infant. I remember standing in the downstairs hallway staring at the calendar where I marked down the minutes. Now, there was only a comforter over my head separating me from the wails – and they carried my name. She could voice the cause of her heartbreak. It was Momma, Mommy, Mommmmmmmmmmm.
My husband had abandoned ship, opting for the couch and somewhat muffled screams, maybe sleep. I didn’t have to go to work in the morning and I’d had a late-in-the-day mocha so I rode the train. I prayed a manic mental rosary, pleading with God and the Virgin Mother to just let her sleep. I heard William Sears and every other attachment expert tell me I was breaking her spirit, crushing her soul. I heard Ferber telling me I was buckling and needed to stay strong.
I tried the initial cuddle, which sent her to sleep almost instantaneously. Popped awake as soon as her head hit the crib. I let her cry for ten minutes, then comforted. More screams. I let her cry for twenty minutes, then comforted. More screams. I let her cry for thirty minutes. More. Screams. There were two instances of a minute or two where I thought perhaps she’d stopped, when the silence was so deafening in its abject oppositeness; where my breathing began to slow, my body able to unclench – and then it began again.
I gave up after an hour and a half.
I know I’ve probably created a worse situation than if I’d not tried at all. I’ve probably taught her that she just needs to keep up the crying – for longer and longer intervals if necessary – to bring Mom to her.
As much as I dreaded I was breaking her little heart, her almost instant silence when I lifted her made me feel the rube.
She was sprawled across my bed surrounded by pillows when I snuck away this morning to write this. She sweetly said, “Hi Momma” when her sister brought her to me a little later. Instead of being glad she didn’t harbor any resentment against me for last night, I couldn’t help but think she was turning on the charm and rubbing it in that she’d won.
How many more Café Mocha nights will it take?