‘Tis the night before Christmas vacation
and all through the land
not a parent is sleeping
for teacher gifts await – to be made by hand
There are crayon wreaths
and cookies
Ornaments galore
I might’ve lost the baby
in the mess of ribbons on the floor
Such care is taken
Special attention to detail
There is no room for error
No such thing as a Pinterest fail
For our beloved children,
teachers go the extra mile.
It’s really the least we can do –
to burn off our fingerprints
with an overflow of hot glue
If we’re being real . . .
At daybreak, the kiddies
to the bus they will go
your precious cargo – the gifts –
into their throes
But you’ll hear the bus driver exclaim as she drives out of sight:
What, was your mom up making that all night?
Chopping Potatoes 
Oh Jennifer, I laughed so hard! Good luck, I hope your agony does not go unappreciated!
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Ha! Thanks!
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This is soon to be a holiday classic! I bet this goes viral in about two minutes!
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Ha! All I want for Christmas . . .
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This was hilarious and enjoyed very much! Happy Holidays.
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Thank you! To you as well!
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Love it! Merry Christmas ! Danielle
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Thanks, Danielle! Merry Christmas to you as well!
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